“CREATIVE” YELP REVIEWS
Yelp, has become a daily necessity. At least over here on our end, where there is way too much eating out at restaurants and the fact we can never remember the name of that random place on the corner of so and so.
Yelp provides just about everything – a restaurant serving Pho till 4am, coffee joints with free WIFI, a dive bar out in no-mans land, a picnic area in a national park - Yelp has you covered. Along with the sometimes helpful reviews, you run into the down right hilarious venting/praising sessions. Here are some of the more “creative” Yelp reviews in the PDX area that made our days a little bit brighter.
3 LAYERS OF GOODNESS - SINJU SUSHI
THE “MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEE WEARING SKINNY JEANS”- DOUG FIR
OHMYGOSLING GOOD - BOKE BOWL
WHERE THEY LACK HIPSTER DISDAIN- SLAPPY CAKES
APOLOGIES FOR BEING SOFT - SASSY’S
SLOPPY AND RECKLESS - BLITZ PEARL